Andrew Doyle

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Jailed for a joke?

A man has been convicted of wearing an offensive Halloween costume. He now faces up to two years in prison.

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Andrew Doyle
Sep 17, 2024
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The novelist Simon Raven once received a telegram from his wife which read: “Wife and baby starving send money soonest”. He replied: “Sorry no money suggest eat baby”. At the risk of sounding callous, I must admit that my first reaction on reading this was to laugh. It was involuntary, like the best of laughter. The reader should rest assured that this …

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