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Frederick Alexander's avatar

Important piece, thank you. Incidentally, my spider plant recently identified as a Christmas tree – tinsel, baubles, the works. I almost vomited into my keffiyeh.

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Terri's avatar

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Tenaciously Terfin's avatar

šŸ˜‚ thanks for the laughs and the clarity of your thoughtful pieces Andrew. Have a great Christmas. Titania should be boiled with her own pudding for spouting such humbug. šŸŽ„

And a happy Christmas to all the sane and thoughtful people on here too.

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Tenaciously Terfin's avatar

I’m now expecting a knock on the door from the thought police for incitement to violence.

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Ewan's avatar

I definitely lol'd at this one! Thank you Andrew for those wonderful Christmas gifts suggestions 🤣

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Olga Peycheva's avatar

ā€˜a papier-mĆ¢chĆ© bust of Zack Polanski’ - That sounds like my next crafting project!

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Terri's avatar

Loved it! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ and a merry Festivus to you!šŸŽ„šŸ„³

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Sidsy's avatar

Merry Christmas, Titania. You are an inspiration to us all!

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Up From The Slime's avatar

Lack of queer and trans representation?

Obviously Scrooge and Marley were in a committed same-sex relationship that included BDSM, judging by the chains. And the Ghost of Christmas Past sure looked androgynous, didn't zhe?

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Douglas Anderson's avatar

Marvellous! šŸ˜‚

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Dusty Masterson's avatar

Whilst I have sympathy with you, Titania I feel I have to wish Andrew a happy Xmas and thanks for all his Terfing. Anyway I'm a cis heteronormative old white bloke so I'm obviously beyond help 😊

Dusty

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nailbunny's avatar

I'm snapping my fingers in appreciation so as to not trigger anyone who may be neurodiverse.

(Merry Christmas, Andrew! Thanks for your Substack of Sanity!)

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John Sowle's avatar

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

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Petula's avatar

Oh Titania I've missed you!

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